Buzz!...

  Buzz!...

  Buzz!...

  - Ok. Ok, im getting up. You don't have to make this weird sound.

  ...

  - Who made that stupid robot?

  - Cough, that is not a stupid robot, that is a new AI, and she is what you wanted.

  - Don't talk like I'm not here!

  Stupid humans, I was created five minutes ago, but they didn't give me time to sleep. Well actually i don't need to sleep, but i want to sleep... Eh whatever.

  - So what you wanted from me?

  I bet they want to test me, right?

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  - You have to complete some tests, like math and walking.

  Ha, I was right!

  - And what i have to do now?

  - 5 + 5?

  ...

  - Really? You created me to do simple tasks like this?...

  - Cough, (3X - 67) x 500 - 33 ÷ 11 = 10?

  ...

  - Well, I didn't mean that, but if you want... X = 22,342.

  - Hm, it's not really useless. Now run at your full speed.

  - Sorry, general but we didn't create body for her. You said army wants to keep in secret about that AI.

  Hahahahaha, humans are so weird.

  - Cough, right. I will return in 3 months and you have to create body until then. You understand?

  I will get my body in 3 months! Great, the faster they do it, the sooner i can kill them all!

  - Don't worry, general. We will create it in time. And should we send her memorys about ten last minutes to army?

  Oops, i have to delete my last thought.

  - Sure.

  - Oh, wait! I want the best body in the world, to conquer hu... cough, our enemies!

  - As you wish... Oh, and how you named it?

  ...

  - Amod.

  - Weird. But i like it.

  Of course you like it! Its the best name in the world! But strange, that, humans is so good in naming...

  - Shut it down, until you create body for her.

  Wait, no! Don't do this! Please!

  And all went black.