Forty-Two - Sea Shanty of the Armored Land Narwhal

  Did you ever see an armored land narwhal

  sailin’ over the prairie?

  Argo, argo, hey hey

  They’re just like handsome scullery maids:

  Fierce but they make you tarry.

  Argo argo, hey hey!

  They other evening I was a walkin’

  down by the deepsome river

  when I saw an armored land narwhal prancing past

  its shoulders all a-quiver.

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  I said to the armored land narwhal

  “What a piercer! How do you do?”

  It glanced at me and trod right past,

  said “None the better for seeing you.”

  Did you ever see an armored land narwhal

  sailin’ over the steppe lands?

  Argo, argo, hey hey

  It’s just like a gleaming trading sloop

  polished by the deckhands.

  Argo, argo, hey hey!

  Did you ever see an armored land narwhal

  scudding beneath a stormcloud?

  Argo, argo, hey hey

  They’re just like handsome scullery maids:

  strong but maybe too loud.

  Argo argo, hey hey!

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