In a divine realm that looked like a man cave, a middle aged man sat in his underwear watching tv.

  the show featured a final stand against the machines in a post apocalyptic era. One man in particular led from the front inspiring the rest to continue to fight even in this hopeless situation.

  don’t give up men, we will show Mastermind that humans, no life shouldn’t be underestimated, we will take back our world.

  despite the high moral and determination the humans couldn’t overcome the machines sheer numbers and abundance of resources, and they all died leaving the world ruled by the ai Mastermind.

  Not bad, you guys showed a lot of spirit in the end. Unfortunately that wasn’t enough. Well I guess I should cancel that show. With those words a world ceased to exist. Let’s see what else is on.

  the next show was about a people that had obtained peace and tranquility, and had maintained it for over a 1000 years. No one went hungry or wanted for anything.

  boring this has no value or potential. With those words another world got erased.

  on the next show in a medieval fantasy environment the hero party had just defeated the demon king.

  we have finally done it, we have brought peace to the world, said the hero.

  yeah, to think a brat from nowhere could slay the demon king, my talent as a teacher is truly remarkable, said an old wizard.

  why are you praising yourself, yelled the rest of the party.

  what a cliche, but I guess it’s not hopeless it can stay, now what’s next.

  in the next show a primitive people had become completely whipped out by an alien life form.

  so humanity has already been wiped out, well it happens sometimes, I guess it will be a world without humans, but that’s not necessarily a problem it’ll be interesting to see what happens next. But that’s enough working for now let’s see what’s kept those goddesses so busy lately.

  In another divine realm that had the shape of an ancient Roman temple, four women that was so beautiful that they made models look like hags was having a tea party while watching scenes of a handsome knight through a waterfall.

  My hero really is the greatest isn’t he said the brown haired woman.

  i admit he has done great for himself but shouldn’t you replace him soon, he is basically an old man now, said the black haired woman.

  You are horrible you know, being faithful for life is a wonderful thing, said the blonde woman.

  faithful you say, doesn’t his harem compose of 27 women now, said the black haired woman.

  what’s wrong with that, a hero has a lot of responsibility so having people that he can relax with is a necessity, said the brown haired woman.

  ok that’s enough you three. I understand the sentiment of bragging about a successful hero one pick one’s self, but (black) is right we should pick some more to make sure the world keeps running, said the woman with platinum hair.

  oh this seems interesting, mind if i join in, said the man from earlier while chewing on a cookie.

  ehhhhhhh, screamed blonde and brown after seeing the man who still was in his underwear.

  You why are you here and don’t you have any shame crashing a tea party wearing that, said platinum in an angry tone.

  well I came here since you seemed to be up to something, and for my attire if it not to your liking I could remove it if you want, said the man with a smile on his face.

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  don’t you dare, screamed the other three.

  this man is as disgusting and rude as always, thought platinum. But she knew she couldn’t do much against him despite being technically of the same rank. She was a goddess with great influence and govern over rebirths and he was in charge of destruction. Although that didn’t matter much for 3ranked gods since they could do pretty much anything, but he was exceptionally powerful in combat. In fact he had even picked a fight against a 2ranked god which ended with him being completely crushed and he started to serve that god. Although this made him realize his limits it also made it harder for others to report his behavior and because he was so powerful no one could punish him themselves.

  I think your vulgar joke was in bad taste considering the time and place, said platinum.

  it wasn’t really a joke but if you insist. With those words the man was dressed in cheap jeans and a flannel shirt. Now what was this about picking a new hero.

  i don’t see any point in telling you anything, said the blonde before suddenly appearing in the arms of the man completely nude.

  oh come on you can tell me I’m trustworthy, said the man in a playful manner while groping her.

  the blonde couldn’t fight back since she was just a fifth ranked goddess she didn’t have the power or influence to defy him, and the other two (brunette and black) knew this but since they were also fifth ranked they could only really on platinum.

  you don’t have to be so forceful, there’s simply a trend right now where gods reincarnate people from worlds without magic into those that have with memories intact, said platinum while giving a business smile.

  i see if that’s all there’s to it then maybe i should give it a go, said the man with an amused smile.

  absolute not you’ll ruin everything, screamed the three lesser goddesses.

  i can’t allow that, your choice could destabilize the world and as the one that Tiamat sama put in charge of death in that world i won’t allow it, said platinum while using the authority of her boss to make him back down.

  i see i guess i can’t do that reincarnation thing then, that’s to bad but I guess I should leave then, after unceremoniously throwing blonde away he grabbed the plate with the cookies and ran away.

  what was the point in stealing our cookies he could just create some by himself, muttered platinum while the others consoled blonde.

  Let’s see, I guess I should ask that little jackal for a soul. The man had not given up his goal of messing with those goddesses but decided to be more sneaky about it.

  In a divine realm looking like a desert a man with a jackals face was watching transparent people walking around.

  hey there pup working hard or hardly working. Said the middle aged man after suddenly appearing.

  I would say it’s more or less going through the motions at this point, so why are you actually here. Said the jackal.

  don’t you think you should be a little more respectful with someone as lofty as me. Said the man with a mocking voice.

  What good would that do, if you cared about respect you should dress more appropriately.

  anyway the reason I came is, I want you to, give me, a soul.

  sigh, well if that’s all then take whoever you want.

  ah no i need it to be fresh and died by misfortune, oh and make him from an industrial country, I would also want him to have a basic sense for reincarnation into an otherworld.

  are you getting involved in that trend now too.

  what do you mean, are you seeing me as an old man that can’t understand young people.

  anyway after looking at the recent departed I found a boy at the age of 12, he got poisoned by his father and his girlfriend after they got engaged, he had no friends and spent his time playing online games and reading manga and light novels.

  acting as he was hurt by the lesser god’s unwillingness to deny that he was old, he took the soul and ran off.

  Afterwards he returned to his divine realm and while he waited for the soul to materialize a spiritual body he started to drink his alcohol.

  when the boy awoke he started explaining his intentions for the boy while examining his reactions.

  what an interesting kid, he doesn’t really believe me but he doesn’t deny it either. In other words he can react from both angles. Well I can’t really tell what he wants like this, I guess I should try giving him some booze.

  I’m a minor, said the boy.

  what a funny response but i guess u should be a bad influence for him.

  after drinking the booze the boy got drunk instantly and started to cry.

  why, why did my dad do this he was my family, said the boy while sniffling the sentences.

  well sometimes people are just crap. But hey even if you become an undead in that world depending on your evolution you could get a harem of beautiful girls and do lewd things.

  i don’t want that girls are gross.

  ah you’re into the masculine gender and you have fallen for me unfortunately I’m way too old for you.

  that’s not what i meant, said the boy while trying to stand up and hit the man but instead fell over unconscious and started throwing up.

  Frrrt hahaha ah you’re way too funny. Anyway i know you’re traumatized because of that women and that you’re to young for anything like romance. But as a gift in that world I’ll give you this, you will never be bound by fate, no one will be able to predict your future or see you coming and if any god tries to interfere with you I’ll be there enemy, now go ahead and live your life in what ever way you want with my blessing.

  and so the boy disappears before waking alone in a forest.

  now i guess i should clean up the barf. Although he could just make it disappear he took out a mop and started cleaning in an ordinary way.