Chapter 137 is too evil
Chirp was stunned for half a day before suddenly slapping his forehead.
I got it! Next door!!
Your Highness is probably going next door to find that little brat!!
Chip was stunned for a moment, suddenly came back to his senses, and immediately turned around and ran out. Just as he reached the door, the curtain was suddenly lifted, and a figure rushed in, almost colliding with him. Both of them let out an "ah" of surprise.
Chip looked closely and found the person in front of him was none other than Adeline!!
Adeline's face was flustered, her cheeks flushed, and she bumped into Chip head-on, letting out a startled cry herself as she retreated backward, her eyes full of panic and discomposure.
"Your Highness!" Chip's heart was filled with surprise and excitement, but in his agitation, he failed to catch the faint panic in Adeline's eyes. He hastily led her into the room, lowering his voice: "Where did you go?"
Adeline murmured, then said in a low voice: "I, I saw you go out for a long time and didn't come back, so I was worried and thought of going out to find you."
Chip let out a sigh and looked at the young noble in front of him, but suddenly his expression changed: "Huh? Your clothes..."
Adeline's face turned red instantly, her original clothes had long been torn to shreds by the turtle, and what she was wearing now was a white long dress stripped from that girl in white. Seeing Chip's suspicious look, Adeline pretended to be calm: "Uh, I just went out to find you, accidentally knocked over a waiter, spilled wine on my clothes, so I found a room and stole an outer garment from the closet."
She said vaguely: "Alright, it's already too late, I have to go back before brother appears."
Chipp was still a bit puzzled, but at this moment Adeline said that time was pressing and had to give up.
As soon as Chip went out, he looked around and then led Adeline to leave quickly. When going downstairs, Chip walked in front.
Just then, a soft cry of "Ah" was heard from behind Adeline. Turning around, she saw that the young nobleman had furrowed his brow and pursed his lips, looking quite pained, and amidst the pain, there seemed to be a hint of shyness.
"Uh, Your Highness?" "Ah... nothing." Adeline pretended to be nonchalant: "I just twisted my foot a bit earlier. Let's hurry back before it gets too late." Rul and Glin, the two drunkards, didn't know how much time they had wasted there. On their way back, the room was in disarray, with the two of them lying on the soft couch, catching their breath before gradually sobering up. "Huh? Why does my eye socket hurt so much?" "Ah ha! I remember now, you kicked me in the head earlier." The two guys looked at each other and burst out laughing simultaneously. Glin slapped his thigh: "Tonight's drinking session was exhilarating! It's been many years since I've gotten drunk to this extent!" Rul let out a belch, then smiled with a slanted gaze: "Haha, I recall the last time I got so thoroughly drunk was at the Grand Duke's 60th birthday banquet."
The two men suddenly fell silent, looking at each other and sighing. After a while, the two irresponsible guys suddenly remembered. The fat man looked at Grin: "Huh? I remember... there was someone else... Ah! Xia Ya, where did that kid go?" Grin smiled: "I also remembered, how did we end up just the two of us after drinking? Don't worry, are you afraid of getting lost here? It's probably because he was carried to that girl's bed." After finishing speaking, the two men sat up and looked around. Grin pointed to a small door at the back of the room: "Look! That kid must be inside." "We're fighting outside, but he's having fun in there!" Ruru was indignant, but completely forgot that they were the ones who had run away while drunk. He got up and pulled Grin through the small door. Just as the two men were about to enter, they heard Xia Ya's shout from inside.
"Ah"
The tortoise sat up from the bed, its upper body covered in sweat, and its forehead was also dripping with sweat, panting heavily.
He had just fallen asleep when he suddenly had a nightmare, in which he saw himself standing in the midst of flames, his whole body feeling extremely anxious and unbearable. The fire was burning him so fiercely that even his heart felt like it was about to crack open.
In the flames, there seemed to be a group of ferocious beasts with sharp teeth and claws, roaring at him, baring their teeth and pouncing on him one by one. In his anxiety, he tried to grab the fire fork, but in his dream, it was not by his side. Just then, he suddenly saw a figure rushing into the flames, like a refreshing splash of water pouring down, enveloping him all around, and instantly the scorching heat from the flames finally dissipated.
The water light enveloped itself, as if gently rolling back and forth, and in the water light, a human figure seemed to faintly emerge.
Who is it?
The toad tried to clear its own vision, with both hands grasping and pushing, exerting great effort, finally managing to peel away the mist. In the end, a face emerged, indeed very familiar, staring at itself with anger and resentment, as if still carrying a hint of reproachful shyness. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be that poor wretch who had not been seen for a long time?!
Xia Ya was shocked and felt his whole body tremble, and instinctively stretched out his hand to grab something, but grabbed nothing.
At this moment, the flame beasts around them suddenly attacked. The poor worm was torn and dragged away by the monsters, getting farther and farther away from itself. Xia Ya made a great effort to chase after it, with infinite anger surging in her heart, she violently rushed forward, punching and kicking, and finally drove all the flame beasts away. However, in the end, she suddenly felt weak all over, and lay down on the ground, feeling feeble.
In the dream, Poor Bug leaned in close to himself, looking into his own eyes. The face was unmistakably familiar, but the expression was one he had never seen before in his life. Deep down, he felt that something was off, as if this expression shouldn't be on the face of his good brother, Poor Bug. Yet, subtly, at that instant, he instinctively felt a sense of enjoyment and pleasure from such eyes, such an expression.
In a dream, the poor insect drew near to me, with a familiar face bearing a gentle expression and then...
"Hmm, poor bug said a sentence: 'I like you... have you ever had me in your heart?'"
Upon hearing this sentence, Xia Ya's whole body suddenly shook violently, then let out a mournful cry and woke up from the dream. He felt that all the hairs on his body were standing upright, and he shivered more than ten times in a row. The eerie feeling in his heart still lingered and couldn't be shaken off.
Damn it! Damn it! I must have gone crazy!! How could I have such a weird dream?! Ahh! It must be because of Ox's! Because of that heavenly attack! Shit, can this kind of thing also be contagious?!
He let out a loud sneeze, and Xia Ya shook her head vigorously before fully waking up. As soon as she opened her eyes clearly, she saw a chubby face looking at her with concern!
"Xia Ya, what's wrong?"
He had just experienced that scene in his dream, and his heart was still racing with fear. Suddenly, a chubby and lewd face appeared right next to him, causing Xia Ya to let out a loud shout: "Ghost!!!"
He didn't hesitate at all and threw a punch!
Bang!
Lu Ru let out a loud cry, covering her eyes as she fell backwards and crashed into the corner of the wall.
Greene stood a little further away from the bedside, watching Ruhr being knocked flying by Shaya, and burst out laughing with a clap of his hands: "Good good good! Well done!"
Xia Ya heard Rour's miserable cry, came to her senses, calmed down, and only then realized that she had hit the wrong person. She quickly jumped off the bed: "Huh? Fatty, are you okay?"
Lu Ru sat in the corner of the wall, but saw Tu Bao jump out of bed naked and couldn't help but scold: "You damn kid, you've had enough fun, I kindly called you to get up and go home, but you actually hit me!"
Xia Ya smiled and suddenly felt her legs go soft, her head spinning and her eyes blurring. Her mouth was dry and her tongue parched. As soon as she sat down on the bed, she immediately felt that something was off.
This feeling of dizziness and blurred vision was not unfamiliar to Xia Ya, he had also gotten drunk before, this symptom wasn't strange at all. Only...
My whole body, clothes were all torn to pieces and scattered on the bed, which was a bit strange. Moreover... I had a subconscious feeling that there was something strange about my body somewhere...
Although he was a virgin (not anymore now), after all, he had already become an adult and wasn't really ignorant of everything. Occasionally in the past, on some nights when his energy was high, he would also have some strange and beautiful spring dreams in his sleep. He couldn't remember what happened in the dream, but he hadn't forgotten that excited feeling in the dream. Then... after waking up at dawn, most of the time he would find himself with a shameful erection.
At this moment, a subconscious touch of the thigh, touched a sticky hand, even if the toad's face was thick, but there were still two old men in front of him, suddenly his face turned red, almost bleeding.
He looked up again, and Lu Ru was sitting in the corner of the wall, covering his eyes and humming, while Ge Lin beside him was laughing somewhat slyly. He took another look and saw that there was still a girl lying on the ground, her jade body stretched out, half-naked and sleeping. The face looked familiar, it seemed to be the woman who served him yesterday when he was drinking...
Looking at this scene, Tu Jue's heart was pounding with anxiety:
Could it be... could it be that I broke through while sleeping and didn't even realize it?
Thinking of this, his face became even more peculiar.
"Alright!" Green suppressed a smile, wanting to see Xia Ya's clothes torn apart. He thought that this young kid was indeed impulsive, just like Fatso had said earlier. Green considered himself kind-hearted and took off his own outer garment to throw at Xia Ya, laughing: "Damn it, hurry up and put it on, cover up that thing in your crotch! We'll wait for you outside, let's get going!"
As he spoke, he glanced at the girl who was still sleeping soundly on the ground, furrowed his brow and said: "Alas, young people these days don't know how to cherish their youth..." He patted his chest, pulled out a pouch, took out a gold pastry and tossed it onto the bed. Then he went over to pull Ruru up from her slumber and they exited the room together.
Xia Ya held his head for a while, and the faint feeling in his heart seemed to be somewhat wrong, but where was it wrong, he couldn't think of it no matter what.
Looking at the scene, the girl on the ground was naked, and he himself was also stark naked. This scene, even if it were seen by a fool, would be taken as him having "taken advantage" of her. But... but he clearly couldn't remember anything about doing that with this girl!! He put on Green's outer garment, and in the process, casually wiped his hand on the bed sheet, picking up the fire tongs that had been scattered on the bedside at some unknown time. Suddenly, his eyes flashed. On the snow-white bed sheet, it seemed as if a few points of bright red could be seen, like peach blossoms blooming under the snowy white background... Xia Ya was stunned. He rubbed his head hard and muttered to himself: ...I've heard that women only bleed the first time, could it be that men also bleed the first time?! He wasn't an idiot, he knew in his heart that even if the girl who had been with him last night really was a virgin, she wouldn't have been a virgin in this kind of situation. So... damn it! Could it be that the blood was his own?!
The toad walked out of the room with a gloomy expression. He still had a shameful doubt in his heart:
Did Laozi really exist?
As soon as they stepped out of the house, Rour and Glin were already waiting anxiously, pulled Xia Ya to go downstairs, when they reached the ground floor, they met the woman who had received them earlier. Glin saw that she was waiting downstairs, nodded in understanding, took out a few gold coins from his pocket and stuffed them into her hand, then waved goodbye, pulling Xia Ya and Rour away.
It's probably enough nonsense for tonight, after the two old men sent Tuer back, they dispersed one after another. Xia Ya returned to his room to rest, he slept for a while, but still had some wine intention, with a puzzled question, he covered his head and fell asleep again.
It was just this sleep, but the dream I had was messy again. This time's dream was actually a real spring dream, in which I seemed to be really hugging a woman, rolling back and forth, clouding over with rain, then, vaguely, there was a familiar feeling in the dream, wanting to run a horse
At that critical moment when everything was about to fall into place, the woman in his dream who had been entwined with him suddenly lifted her head, her face flushed with spring, but the contours of her eyebrows and eyes were shockingly those of Poor Bug!!!
The turtle was so frightened that it suddenly retreated from the door, jumped up and sat on the bed, panting heavily. Looking out the window, it saw that dawn was breaking, and its heart was still filled with fear.
Damn it! I'm drunk! It must be because I got drunk!! Hallucination! All hallucinations! Must be hallucinations!! How the hell can I, a man, like men?!
Just as Tǔ Guī was suspicious and fearful, a burst of mocking laughter suddenly echoed in his mind. "Hahahahaha"
"Dora?!" The tortoise's eyes lit up and he immediately shouted: "You this ghost dragon, where have you been running to these days?"
Dora's voice hummed a sound, disdainfully saying: "That day you overused your power, exhausting your spiritual energy,"
Naturally, I couldn't get in touch with you. Hmm, the magical crystal I was hiding in is a bit strange. The larger one you brought that day, once activated, seemed to have a power that wrapped around me."
Xia Ya was taken aback, and his eyes lit up randomly: "Exactly! I'm sure you know what happened to me yesterday, you ghost dragon! Tell me quickly, did I... did I... did I do it or not?"
Dora deliberately sneered: "What did you say you've done?"
"Nonsense!" Xia Ya was furious, but also somewhat embarrassed and guilty: "That's just that"
Dora's voice seemed to be holding back laughter, and the malicious tone made Xia Ya feel a bit uncomfortable: "Heh heh, you've done it, little human. How does it feel to say goodbye to being single? Hahahahaha..."
Xia Ya's heart skipped a beat, but inexplicably, a sense of emptiness arose: "Ah... I really..."
"That's still fake, humph, you think I'm willing to see your ugly face? But I'm stuck by your side, can't even escape, humph..."
Xia Ya fell silent for a moment, and when he lifted his head again, he looked worried: "That... this is terrible. I've heard that... when men and women do that kind of thing, they might... they might have a baby. I didn't plan on marrying that woman, what if..."
It's better if he doesn't say that. Once he says it, the dandelion in his mind suddenly seems to be laughing maniacally as if it has gone mad.
If it weren't for this dragon having turned into a ghost, even if she came back to life, with such a mad and wild laugh, she would probably die again from laughter.
Xia Ya was laughed at by her and got a bit annoyed, humming a sound, angrily saying: "You! You! What are you laughing at!"
"In her mind, Dora's voice was out of breath: "Give birth to a child? Haha! You little guy, you're so stupid it's almost cute! You don't even understand this kind of thing?"
Finally, Dora noticed that Xia Ya was about to explode in anger and she suppressed her laughter, saying a profound and mysterious sentence in Xia Ya's mind, but this sentence instead made the turtle confused and unclear.
"Little tortoise... you started off right, but your movements were too big afterwards... and then, you took the wrong path."
Wicked chrysanthemum, tragic poor insect!
...go, go the wrong way?
What does this mean?
The turtle is very angry.
No time to entangle with these problems, just when Tǔyīn was at a loss, he had just stood up and suddenly heard a loud laughter coming from outside the door: "Xià Yà! Xià Yà! Come out quickly! We're here!"
This loud shout suddenly made Xia Ya's eyes light up, he forgot the messy thoughts in his mind, put on his clothes and rushed out of the door, and immediately saw two people standing at the gate of the courtyard. One was tall and sturdy like a wild ox, and the other was thinner, with a clever and cunning smile hanging on his face.
Shalba! Kato!! Xia Ya was overjoyed, rushed a few steps forward and ran over to hug the two tightly, then burst out laughing and pounded each of them on the chest: How did you two come here?
Sharuba looked at Kato, a slightly awkward smile on his face. Kato cleared his throat and said: "Uh, that is... the Military Department has issued an order, General Adelric has been transferred to the Imperial Department, so our 13th Legion will be led by General Ruru..."
Sharba said straightforwardly: We just thought... If it were Luluo that fatty, he would only run away, and doing things under her would be too suffocating. After discussing it, we went to find General Adelric, the general told us to follow him to the Imperial City to find you, maybe there's a way out...
Xia Ya's eyes lit up: "Has the General also arrived in the Imperial Capital?"
General En entered the city and was immediately taken away by people from the imperial palace. The Emperor issued an order, instructing him to...
Entering the palace for an audience, not a moment can be delayed. Seeing Your Majesty so anxious, we all think that General Adelric this time will probably be reused by Your Majesty!" Kato said with a proud smile on his face. Turuo nodded - Adelric being reused, Ruru knew the commander of the three armies, he had known about it for a long time, so he was not surprised, but looking at the two former close friends from the Imperial Guard, he couldn't help but wonder: "But why did General let you find me?" Sharuba shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, the general said to find you, naturally there is a way out, we just came." Shaya was even more surprised. It's not strange for former military friends to come and join him - but what's strange is that he had only received the promotion reward yesterday, how did Adelric know? Letting two subordinates run to find him would definitely have a way out? However, old friends reunited, they were all brothers who rolled out of the battlefield together, Shaya's doubts turned slightly and were immediately thrown aside, excitedly pulling the two into the house for a long talk.
The maid was surprised to see that the young master seemed different from usual today. Although the cold winter had already passed and the recent weather had been getting warmer day by day, the young master suddenly wore a high-necked winter outfit today. The high-standing fur collar covered his neck tightly, and the young master seemed to be somewhat restless. Usually, he liked to sit alone in his room in front of the window, but today he seemed a bit anxious, pacing back and forth in the room several times, and apparently having some difficulty walking. It was said that he had accidentally slipped and fallen on the stairs last night.
The lady official said she wanted to invite a doctor, but was firmly refused by His Highness.
Adeline naturally didn't know that her abnormal behavior was all seen by the maid beside her, she couldn't help but secretly find a mirror several times. Damn it! Last night wasn't obvious, this morning, her neck was full of bruises and strawberry-like marks.
The poor worm was too ashamed to mention that a certain part of its body was in unbearable pain, and it had rested for a whole night. When it got up the next day, there was no obvious improvement.
It's really embarrassing and pitiful to be so helpless. In the past, she had also heard older maidservants secretly discussing men and women, but she only understood a little about these things.
But
I've only heard that it hurts after doing that thing, but I haven't heard that that place also hurts.
Some tottered and turned around in circles during the holiday, poor souls lost their souls and sat down on a chair, but as soon as they touched the chair, their faces changed instantly, "ah" cried out in pain, jumped up.
The maid next to her immediately cast a suspicious glance.
"Go" pitiful worm blushed, silently scolding a certain someone in her heart a hundred times before finally speaking in a low, red-faced tone: "Go get me a softer cushion."