My name's Peter Parker, and frankly, I'm probably the luckiest Peter Parker ever thanks to the Company.
You see, I was scouted by an unbelievably shady pce that frankly gives too many benefits to their workers, including dental if you will believe that. And my only job is being spectacur... and I have to seduce and capture women to clone them and sell them as sves in a multiversal market. But hey, they are clones, I shouldn't have to feel bad about them. That's the whole point of making it a clone and far far away from my point of view.
My parents are alive, thanks to Universal Callibration I and II, I've also told them about my powers because trying to sneak away from two SHIELD agents is just dumb. And while they have tried to have me as a future SHIELD agent to which I've very adamantly said no to, but they've been teaching me how to fight ever since I came out as Spider-Man.
That had been 2 years and a half ago, right now I'm a senior on my highschool, getting ready for college. Every two weeks I visit uncle Ben and aunt May, they look much younger in this universe, and apparently have been looking into adopting a child.
"Mom! Peter used all the hot water again!" Oh, that's Teresa, my little sister who also exists in this universe.
"No I did not! I just turned the water cold because she always forget to check it beforehand." Deserved honestly, how's she hoping to be a SHIELD agent if she doesn't even notice it?
"Anyways, I'm off to school!" I don't even know why I go to school, there's literally no reason for me to go besides my parents wanting me to finish school like a 'normal person', whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
At least Teresa goes to spy school or whatever the fuck SHIELD has their academy and I ride on schorship in Midtown High.
I got the powers from the Other included in the substitute, which is great because I don't run out of webs, and I can have more specialized web instead alongside other perks. Only thing I need now is points, and even capturing my family and sister would likely only grant me 3 points, assuming Mom, Dad and Sis are tier 3 each, since they're all SHIELD agents.
Went to school, acted 'normal', whatever that is in this world, went back to home just to change clothes and kick ass as a viginte super hero.
I have like, seven points total, I guess there's a few I could buy if I consider the defense rebates, but at the same time, I wanted to get the flow going before I do a few spshes on the ocean, if you know what I mean. And let's be honest, I might just go out of my way to buy a Tempte Stack than a girl because this is Marvel, and I did ask for a few crossover events to justify this world being a DR10 in the first pce.
That's what I was thinking about when my spider-sense tingled, and let me tell you, this thing ROCKS! By the time the attack can actually feel threatening to me, I'm already far away.
"Who was it this time?" I asked as I turned to see...
"Who? Wha- The huh?" I was stupefied, I mean, it was right there, the 'Wicked Brigade' made of like, five one off vilins, not only that, but they 'Master Monarch', a Doctor Doom knock off who also happened to be a one-off vilin, was there too.
"Squid, Ms. Fortune, Ogre, Lightning Fist, Razor Wire and Master Monarch... No, seriously what the hell was that?" I called them out as I readied myself for a fight. Ms. Fortune was just a human with no training; Lightning Fist is just crappier Electro; Razor Wire is just watered down Whipsh; Squid just has squid powers.;Ogre is just crappier Hulk, I guess; The only issue here seems to be Monarch since I don't know how much stolen shit he has from Doom.
"I wasn't aware we were already under your database, but that does not seem to change anything, there's a bounty on your head, and we're here to collect it." Monarch said as I rolled my eyes under the mask.
"Right, if the Sinister Six can't defeat me, what makes you think the Shittier Six can?" I asked as I jumped into the fray.
"Miss Fortune is just Kraven if Kraven was a 60 pound woman who didn't take steroids or learn how to fight." I said as I immediately webbed her and threw her at Ogre.
"Squid is just Octavius if Octavius cked his brains." I said as I smmed my fist into Squid's face and smming him onto the floor before flipping off to avoid Razor Wire's attack.
"Razor Wire is just Whipsh but without the technology." I said as I immediately webbed his hands and his face, ducking underneath Lightning Fist's... fist,
"Lightning Fist is just a crappy Xianxia novel character who's lucky if he gets an honorable mention to begin with." I ssh him with a Stinger coming out of my forearms, paralyzing him with poison as Ogre lunged at me before getting stabbed himself. Didn't work as well as it did with Lightning Fist, but it slowed him down.
"Ogre, no offense, but you're Hulk if he also had a hunchback and was albino, or as close as an albino can be from a green man." I guess he's more of a Grundy? Eh, doesn't matter.
"Now, you, Doom knockoff, please tell me you're a Doombot instead of someone dumb enough to steal the pns of a supervilin dictator." I mean, props to you if that was the case, but damn that gotta be unbelievably fucking stupid of you.
"Of course I have! Doom might consider himself superior to everyone else, but he barely uses it to conquer anything, I should be the one in command of Latveria and the rest of the world! Or else-" I immediately threw an impact web at his face as he smmed into the wall.
"Jesus Christ, where in Sam hill are these fuckers even coming from? I'm serious here, there's a reason why the Wicked Brigade aren't coming for me like the Sinister Six." I told myself, shaking my head as I tried to think of what to do with them, besides of course sending them to the police.
But... Yeah. No, you guys are pathetic.
I wouldn't even keep you as a sve in the Company, and I doubt anyone would want to pay for your ugly mugs.
