well, the subject sums it up.

  i will not apologize, or make excuses for my lack of effort, but i will do what i can.

  anyway, none of you really care, right?!?!? then here it is!

  three hours from now, a new chapter will arrive. it is worthy of being called a 'turning point' in the story, which will blow your pants off. but, since i don't want to be sued for massive public indecency charges, i'll write a badder version which will let you keep your pants on.

  This narrative has been purloined without the author's approval. Report any appearances on Amazon.

  and, if any of you noticed that i used the word 'badder' and then immediatly insulted me, i have a little something for you.

  :3

  the video is courtesy of xtremeloldude, a wonderful person. :3

  i wish i could see your faces.