Chapter 27, The Way is in the shit and piss

  Misty clouds surround, buildings stand like a forest, as if in a dream or fantasy, a place of gods in the eyes of ordinary people.

  Today's Xuanmen is extraordinary, Qin Hao's arrival has changed everything. The ten True Sun Pills were exchanged for the seal of Sun Er's divine spirit in the toilet, Li Xian and Li Gang were so angry that their faces turned green, but they didn't dare to make a move. It was this master who destroyed Xuanmen, I guess no one dares to say anything, this is the power.

  They would be at a loss if they knew there was no such master, Qin Hao thought to himself. However, he wouldn't say it now. With this opportunity, he would naturally pretend to be ignorant. If he didn't take revenge now, when would he? He couldn't possibly hold back his anger, that's what Qin Hao thought.

  "This guy is really tall." Some people were discussing, and there were many onlookers, but no one dared to truly laugh out loud, they all held it in their stomachs. Thinking about how evil Li Chen was usually, now that he's having such an experience, not a few people thought it served him right. What they most wanted to see was what kind of expression Li Chen would have when he came out of the cesspit.

  "My god, what's with throwing things into the toilet pit? I think this guy did it on purpose, he's really something else."

  "Shh, keep your voice down, or it won't be good if you're heard. Li Chen is usually so arrogant, but this time his benevolent spirit has been sealed in the toilet, and I reckon it's turned into a malevolent one."

  "After this guy's divine soul returns to his body, I don't know if he'll go crazy or not. If that really happens, I reckon Elder Li will be so angry that he'll vomit blood." Some people were also secretly gloating.

  "How did it become like this? How can this fool be so lucky? No way, he must have used some trickery." Xiaoyu was apparently even angrier than Li Xian and his son.

  "Li Zhanglao, he used the Obfuscation Technique, he really succeeded in his cultivation." Xiaoyu walked to Li Gang's side and whispered.

  Li Gang was originally shocked, this divine pulse has never been cultivated successfully from ancient times to the present, and it is not a mere existence of Tang Seng's flesh. At first, he thought Xiaoyu was lying because everyone believed that there must be a mastermind behind him. However, Li Gang also understood that Xiaoyu was not daring enough to deceive him even if she had a big heart. So he came with a mixture of trust and doubt, and made a tentative probe at Qin Hao, who indeed admitted it. At that time, Li Gang's anger was so great that smoke was coming out of his seven orifices.

  But he couldn't see any cultivation on Qin Hao, especially with Qin Hao's arrogant attitude, it was clear that there was someone backing him up, otherwise this fool would have been crippled long ago, and it was impossible for him to be so reckless. Especially the aura that suddenly burst out from Qin Hao's body made them feel like their divine power was submitting to him, wasn't this a superior being?

  But now Xiao Yu actually said that the divine pulse cultivation was successful, and it's simply like he's playing dumb with him. Li Gang thought to himself, if not for his own cleverness, he would have left a hand, now it's estimated to be ashes. Now Xiao Yu still treats him as stupid, he suddenly bursts into anger, most importantly, his son's divine spirit is actually sealed in the toilet, such a great humiliation, he has nowhere to vent.

  "A slap, under the astonished gaze of everyone, Xiaoyu was directly slapped flying, and after trembling on the ground for a few times, with resentment and venom, she glared at Qin Hao. Li Gang shouted: "Can you also randomly frame your seniors?"

  Xiao Yu suddenly fainted from anger.

  Everyone knew that Li Gang was looking for a way to vent his anger at this time, and it was unclear what kind of madness the female disciple of Mingyue Feng had contracted, actually feeling uneasy at this time. Only Qingxuan understood what Xiaoyu wanted to say, but even if she were in her place, Li Gang would probably still slap her away without hesitation. Believing that Tianxuan's divine pulse could be cultivated successfully was like believing that a beggar who had been begging for food in the same place for over a decade suddenly picked up a divine artifact - it was unthinkable.

  Li Gang was afraid that Qin Hao would get angry, so he quickly smiled and said: "Senior..."

  "No problem, aren't you trying to get back your son's soul? I reckon it should be at the very bottom." Qin Hao glanced at Xiaoyu who had fainted and said with a pretentious tone.

  "Yes, senior, yes, senior." Li Xian gazed at the toilet pit that only ordinary people would have, guessing that this was probably the only toilet pit in the entire Mystic Sect.

  "Come on, hurry up, or else things will go to the opposite extreme." Seeing Li Xian's disgusting expression, he kindly reminded him of a sentence, but this sentence caused many people to have a deep epiphany.

  "Must extremes meet in the middle?" Some young disciples wondered.

  "Things will turn into their opposites when they reach the extreme!" Some of the elders looked puzzled.

  "Things will turn into their opposites when they reach the extreme..." The hidden Taishang Laojun fell into deep thought.

  "Seniors are indeed seniors, extremes must reverse, extremes must reverse, hahaha...". Some of the older generation were moved to tears, clearly having benefited.

  "Unexpectedly, a senior's casual remark contains such profound mystery, indeed a high-ranking Taoist." Even Li Xian couldn't help but praise, "When things reach an extreme, they must reverse" - this phrase describes how when something reaches its peak, it will turn into its opposite, like water and fire. When water reaches its limit, it becomes fire; when fire reaches its limit, it becomes water.

  Qin Hao was completely embarrassed, never expecting that a casual remark would enlighten this group of old fogies. He thought to himself that he had lost out, originally his intention was to tell Li Xian that if you don't pull your grandson out of the toilet pit, then when your grandson's spirit emerges it will probably become an evil spirit, this is what he meant by "things will inevitably go to extremes".

  "It's unnecessary." Qin Hao said with a tone of displeasure.

  Li Xian then displayed his magical powers, suppressing the urge to vomit as he searched through the toilet pit and found a small bottle. He probably didn't expect that his skills would be put to use in such a place, especially since it was for his own grandson, and most importantly, in a toilet pit. If even a little bit splashed onto himself, his reputation as a renowned Taoist master would be ruined.

  "It's so smelly, it's so smelly, damn it, damn it, you piece of trash, how dare you leave me in this place........." The bottle transmitted Li Chen's gentle and kind voice, the entire scene fell silent. A gentle spirit like Li Chen should not have any malicious thoughts, but his gentle spirit was suppressed to become like this, it can be seen that Qin Hao's words "things will turn into their opposites when they reach the extreme" were indeed correct.

  "Damn, Li Chen is done for this lifetime. First, he stole the underwear of Ming Yue Peak's female disciple, then he had an affair with Ming Yue Peak's senior sister, and after that, he was caught running naked. If it were up to Ming Yue, she would have castrated him. Who would have thought that he would be saved by that useless person who invited this expert to seal the benevolent spirit in a toilet? I really can't think of anyone more unlucky than this guy." said Di Feng's second senior brother.

  "Haha, this waste is getting more and more interesting." Murong Chen turned to look at Qin Hao, with an inexplicable strangeness in his eyes.

  "It seems that the extreme is indeed reversed." Some people laughed, and couldn't bear it anymore. Even a benevolent spirit like Shan can be treated this way, it's clear that staying in that place is more unbearable than death.

  "Trash, I'm going to kill..."

  "Shut up." Li Xian scolded, waving his hand and the crap around the bottle instantly disappeared: "Don't be unreasonable to your elders."

  "Senior? Grandfather, let me out, let me out! What kind of senior is that trash? He's just a piece of trash! Grandfather, help me kill him, help me kill him!" Li Chen's benevolent spirit in the bottle kept roaring, apparently he still didn't understand what was going on outside.

  "Shut up, you ungrateful son!" Li Gang was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. His own son was too bold, daring to scold even such a respected senior figure. Everyone thought Li Chen didn't know the story behind this predecessor and assumed Qin Hao was still the same useless person as before.

  "Dad..." Li Chen was about to retort, but Li Xian intervened, his fingers tracing the pulse of the bottle, instantly isolating its sound. The next moment, Li Xian apologized: "Senior, my grandson's disrespect, I'll take him to apologize to you, please don't be offended."

  "Yes, yes, we will definitely discipline ourselves strictly. I hope seniors won't mind." Li Gang said with a quivering tone.

  "This child is born with a cold and indifferent nature, if he doesn't understand the importance of social status, he will die an unjust death sooner or later. All things have their own way, and so does shit." Qin Hao said with a pretentious tone, but in his heart, he was laughing to the point of flipping over the sky, even Xiao Meng was like this.

  Li Chen's good spirit was almost vomiting blood, he could hear the outside sounds, but when he spoke, no one outside could hear him clearly. He couldn't understand why his grandfather and father would fawn over this useless thing. And what's more, it was a senior, yet he couldn't speak out, even if he knew that the divine pulse could be cultivated, probably no one would believe him anyway.

  "The way is in the shit!!" However, what Li Chen couldn't have imagined was that some hidden Taishang elders, even the sect master, appeared because of Qin Hao's words. If they had suspected before that Qin Hao had a powerful backer, now they didn't suspect it at all. First, "things will inevitably reverse", one sentence carried infinite mystery.

  The way is in the shit!!!

  Seven or eight senior elders stepped forward, standing respectfully in front of Qin Hao. This was even more respectful than meeting the Grand Master himself! Even Murong Chen was shocked by this statement, and his face turned pale with fright.

  Especially at this time, Li Xian suddenly discovered the veins carved on the bottle, he felt it was so profound, almost reaching the realm of perfection, and he believed even more: "Senior, please unseal the seal for my grandson."

  "Father, what's going on?" Li Gang was puzzled, but when he saw the veins on the small bottle, he understood. The veins drawn on the bottle were something he couldn't understand at all, and he had a vague feeling about it. He naturally knew why this was the case, because his realm wasn't high enough, and also because his perception of the heavenly and earthly veins wasn't deep enough.

  "What a wonderful and perfect thing!" An elder walked up, looking at the veins, and finally the other elders couldn't help it either. One by one, they looked like country bumpkins entering the city, what a strange sight!

  "Elder, forgive me." A group of senior elders all gave Qin Hao a salute, stunning everyone present. No one could have predicted that things would turn out this way, and even the Sect Master had arrived, standing in the center, saluting Qin Hao.

  At this moment, Qin Hao felt an unprecedented sense of relief. His mind was filled with memories of Jingxuan. The days when he was looked down upon and bullied were gone forever. The weak and useless person from the past no longer existed.

  "Dad, grandpa, you're actually giving this trash a ceremonial farewell... My grandpa, my dad... Li Chen's divine spirit felt the scene in the bottle crying out to heaven and earth, but it was like calling out to the sky with no response, calling out to the earth with no answer..."