Chapter 21: The Terrible Consequences of Offending Women
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Breaking someone's pose will send you straight to hell after death!
Facing the ferocious pirates rushing up, facing the vulture's crazy and sinister smile, Lin Taiping expressed his dissatisfaction and protest, took a step back in sync, and raised his left hand high.
Under the golden sunlight at noon, a white and tender palm stood upright, and lightly snapped its fingers!
A loud crack, amidst the reverberating sound, a silver-white lightning bolt descended from the sky, striking the several pirates at the forefront, who were left staring in shock. Before they could even react, they let out miserable screams as they flew backward, their bodies, clothes, and curved knives all turning into charred black cinders.
No! In an instant, both the vulture and the pirate beside him let out a simultaneous cry of surprise, causing even the black-robed dwarf in the distance to involuntarily draw in a cold breath.
How is this possible? Damn it, how can this be?
That fragile little white face didn't have even a hint of magical fluctuations, so why was he able to suddenly release a lightning spell, not even needing an incantation?
"It's a matter of character." Lin Taiping replied shamelessly, of course he knew very well that this spell had nothing to do with character, but rather with handsome looks... Well, it didn't matter anyway.
In fact, this spell comes from the blessing of the gods. Just a few minutes ago, after offering 50 crystal stones as sacrifices, the gods gave him this linked lightning bolt in an unpleasant manner, and following the consistent principle of poor reviews, it can only be used once.
Now, the hapless pirates have become experimental subjects. Before the vultures could come to their senses, a hissing friction sound appeared in the air, and five or six arc-shaped electric light balls suddenly appeared, shining with silver-white electricity.
"Damn it! This isn't a lightning spell, this is a chain lightning!" The black-robed dwarf in the distance had a drastic change in expression, his face twisted in a scream, "Get out of here, don't let him cast his magic!"
It's too late, in that instant, the continuous silver-white lightning, like a stormy rain, slammed down, first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth... okay, don't know how many!
In the blink of an eye, accompanied by a deafening roar, under the dense interweaving of lightning and thunder, more than a dozen pirates didn't even have time to hum, collectively turned into roasted suckling pigs.
A few seconds later, the only one still standing was the pale vulture, slightly trembling as he grasped his curved knife. He involuntarily swallowed his saliva and suddenly charged forward like a madman.
Boom! Before the words had fallen, a thick and thin silver-white lightning bolt had already descended from the sky with a loud whoosh!
Smoke and dust filled the air, rocks splashed everywhere. When everything finally calmed down, the unlucky vulture was already charred all over, its four legs trembling and twitching in the air.
"It's none of my business." Lin Taiping raised his hands with an innocent face, and very seriously added, "I'm only responsible for initiating the Chain Lightning, but how long this spell will last, only heaven knows."
This is indeed a big truth, but the pirates who fell to the ground would never think so. The black-robed dwarf not far away was shocked and furious, his eyes bulging out, suddenly letting out a hysterical scream, frantically raising his white skull staff!
In an instant, the blood-colored bats that were attacking the Minotaurs let out a shrill cry and flew back at high speed. However, strangely, they transformed into a bloody tide that surged into the chest of the black-robed dwarf.
Feeling the infinite power within his body, the black-robed dwarf opened his bright red eyes like blood, and his silver hair stood upright in an electrifying manner. Accompanied by a low hum, two bat wings full of black stripes slowly extended from his back, swinging heavily and stirring up swirling dust in the sky.
Even if you use your knees to think, you know what this means. Turu violently hugged the Totem Stone Pillar and brutally charged forward. If he was hit by his terrifying power, even rocks would shatter.
"Fool!" The black-robed dwarf let out a cold laugh, the blood-colored bat wings fluttered and stood upright, the jet-black light ball suddenly condensed into shape, and the shrill whistling shot out.
Hit by the dark energy sphere, Turo's entire body was trembling, and he was inexplicably fixed in place. Even though his eyes were bloodshot with rage, his bones creaking with effort, he still couldn't move forward a single step.
Ignoring the furious gaze of Wu, the black-robed dwarf turned his head, narrowed his bright red eyes like blood, and stared at Lin Taiping in front of him, a sinister smile slowly emerging from the corner of his mouth.
A few seconds later, in his emaciated hands, the second black light ball condensed again, and emitted an even more terrifying aura: "Mystic? Chain Lightning? So what, you foolish guy, just give me..."
"Get out!" A sudden angry shout rose, and the murderous aura was like a tangible substance that surged forward. The black-robed dwarf turned his head in shock, and then stared with his eyes wide open.
Just around the corner, a beautiful woman in a red skirt was carrying a heavy crystal cannon weighing hundreds of kilograms, its dark muzzle aimed here, and the crystal's light flashed by!
Boom!
In an instant, a silver-white cannonball whizzed down, completely enveloping the surrounding area of tens of meters. The entire commercial street was shaking wildly, with black smoke swirling in the air, accompanied by a hurricane that swept across the sky, mixed with dust and debris falling down.
"Poor guy!" Lin Taiping sighed sympathetically, "You know, the most terrifying thing in the world is to offend a woman, especially one with an inversely proportional strength value."
In fact, what he said was not wrong at all. By the time the black smoke gradually dispersed, the unlucky black-robed dwarf had been seriously injured, with only half of his blood-colored bat wings left, and his tattered black robe had almost become a piece of debris. The exposed skin was charred like charcoal.
But what's worse, Kristen has once again shouldered the magic crystal cannon, her golden long hair fluttering in the cold wind, her beautiful face radiating a terrifying killing aura: "Go die! You bastard who dares to hurt my sister, get down... Cough cough!"
Unfortunately, the curse happened at this time, she involuntarily covered her mouth and started coughing violently.
Even if he didn't understand what had happened, the black-robed dwarf was overjoyed. The remaining blood-colored bat wings flapped wildly as he swiftly escaped into the sky: "You damned little white face, don't think you've won for sure this time! Next time I come back, I'll make you pay the most terrible price!"
"There's no time for idle chatter, you'd better make a quick escape." Lin Taiping smiled and waved his hand, watching as the other person flew higher and higher. "By the way, how's your arithmetic?"
What? The black-robed dwarf was bewildered, but seeing Kirsten about to wield the magic crystal cannon again, he immediately swung his bat wings more vigorously and fled.
Being ignored, Lin Taiping could only awkwardly rub his chin: "Alright, actually I just wanted to remind you of something, brother. Have you noticed that there are only twenty-nine Minotaur in the room?"
The words had barely fallen when a strong gust of wind howled and a huge shadow descended from the sky!
The black-robed dwarf couldn't help but pause for a moment, subconsciously raising his head to look over, and in an instant, he suddenly let out a twisted scream.
In an instant, from the start of the battle until now, the beautiful girl Lilia who was ignored while going to buy kitchen utensils, is now fiercely holding a large iron pot and jumping down from the top of a three-story building: "Die, die, dare to hurt my beloved, you...!"
Before the words had fallen, several hundred kilograms of massive body, plus that hard and huge iron pot, was already very terrifying to directly smash down, then a loud roar was heard, and the entire street of Know More Bird Street shook.
After the dust and smoke gradually dispersed, looking again at the place where the high-flying object had fallen earlier, Lila was already prostrate on all fours there, and under her sturdy and large body, the poor black-robed dwarf was pressed to the point of being invisible, only exposing two short legs, which were still trembling like a spasm.
Undoubtedly, this is probably the most embarrassing way to die in history, especially for a sinister black sorcerer.
Lin Taiping let out a sympathetic sigh and secretly decided that from now on, he would definitely keep his distance from Lilia. Even if it meant marrying Kirsten as an old man, he absolutely could not marry Lilia... Hmm? Why did I decide to marry Kirsten again?
"Alright, putting aside his confusion for now, Kristen immediately rushed to Vivian's side, embracing a large group of younger sisters and softly comforting them. Meanwhile, Toru and the ferocious Minotaur people charged over, their faces flushed with anger as they fiercely swung their stone pillars."
"Wait a minute!" Lin Taiping's face turned serious as he stretched out his hand to stop them, "Turu, you can't treat a black wizard like this. No matter how despicable, shameless, sinister and cruel he is, after all, he is still a noble wizard."
Moved to the point of tears, the black-robed dwarf had just woken up and heard this sentence, instantly moved to tears, but the tragedy is that he obviously didn't understand Lin Taiping's style.
At this moment, a certain sinister and unscrupulous guy slowly added another sentence: "However, you can let him take out things to atone for his sins, such as spellbooks, magic props, scrolls, gold coins, crystal stones, whatever. He may not be willing to hand them over, no problem, I have a full set of chili water and tiger benches."
Just like that, the black-robed dwarf who had just woken up fainted again. However, before he fell into a deep coma this time, he still shouted with his mouth full of blood: "No, you can't treat me like this! If you dare to move one of my fingers, Blood Eye will definitely..."
With a loud clang, the large iron pot came crashing down, and this nagging guy finally shut up. Then, under the gaze of hundreds of pairs of eyes, Lila raised the iron pot again, still not satisfied, and smashed it wildly: "How detestable! You made me jump from the third floor to my death, die, die, die, die, die a hundred times!"
"That's right! Anyone who dares to hurt my sister, go and die!" Kristin also rushed over with the magic crystal cannon. The two women reached a consensus at this moment, and in perfect sync, they stretched out their hands, each grabbing one leg of the black-robed dwarf, and dragged him viciously into the alley.
At noon, in the sunlight, looking at Kirsten's terrifying magic crystal cannon, looking at Lila's angry back, and then looking at the two deep bloodstains on the ground, all the merchants and customers on the entire street of Jingque Bird Street shivered in unison.
"It's said that this beautiful woman who likes to blast people with cannons, and this gentle cow-headed girl, are both disciples of that Eastern-style master... uh, may the gods have mercy on him!"