House Cairnbrae's consists of a lamb's eye overlooking a pile of stones, also known as a . The latter was traditionally used by the house as a grave marker, albeit permitting the use of cement or 3d-printed alternatives. It's a pretty universally reviled crest as the morbid imagery is considered inauspicious, although it's impossible to tell how much of this stems from animosity towards the House's members.

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