Z Day Interlude

  RHIANNON

  So, yeah. This is the part of the story where you get to learn all about their “stalker.” My story isn’t all lovey-dovey and full of a high school boy fawning all over a vampire girl…well, sorta, not yet, but we’ll see how this turns out. I’m stuck at this point in the story because the asshole creator hasn’t allowed me to read ahead, even though it’s my own damned story!

  So, anyway, this next part is all about me; no stupid flashbacks between now and back then, just straight me, me, me until I catch up to where we are now. Why he couldn’t write me into the beginning of this story, I don’t know. I mean, I was there for the opening scene. He could do a little “yeah, and there’s this dweeb of a freshman girl sitting in the background watching this lame scene,” but I guess it turns out I was an AFTERTHOUGHT! Real nice. Way to stroke a girl’s ego.

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  Anyway, my story starts as all high school love stories do…shitty...shittily? Is that a word? I mean, Google says it’s a word, but there’s still a little red squiggly line under it. I dunno, moving on.

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  Wait…WHAT?!? What do you mean he’s cut out all the flashbacks and made them into something called “Book 0?” That means they’ll have no idea what I was just talking about! That means I have to cut, like, 18 pages and just bring us to the present. How are they supposed to know my fantastic backstory if you cut it all out? This sucks.

  I bet I’m not in Book 0 either, I am? I’m a what? You’ve got to be kidding…you no talent hack.

  FINE.

  Talk amongst yourself or something; I’ll be back.