(Kindly remember to keep your distance!)

  Exhibit No. 15

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  The name for this infamous artifact in the source language is over 5,000 characters long, and can only be translated using topographical linguistics. In Euclidean French for example, the translation is at the midpoint of an equilateral triangle with the words "astre", "tohu-bohu" and "liberté" inscribed at the respective vertices.