Chapter 41 I Have A Condition

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  Putting aside the resentment from thousands of miles away, on the peaceful and calm Devil's Island, Lin Taiping also stared with eyes wide open, filled with resentment, looking at Ye Ge who was staring back at him with equally wide eyes.

  This big-eyed and small-eyed weird scene has been going on for two whole hours, to the point where the cow-headed people and dark elves next to them are yawning continuously, unable to help but want to go back to sleep and come back to see their affectionate and sentimental stares.

  "Come on, don't be so stubborn, okay?" Lin Taiping rubbed his temples in a headache and pushed the contract back to Ye Ge, "I'm not asking you to go back and be a slave or anything, I just want to invite the Dark Elf tribe to join us."

  "This is impossible!" As it turned out, Ye Ge's head was even more stubborn than a bull's. Upon hearing the proposal, he immediately refused, "Listen, we're grateful for your help and willing to do something for you, but asking us to join you and go to the human world? That's just not going to happen."

  Along with her words, a dozen or so Dark Elves nodded in unison. Their long-standing racial traditions and experiences had left them with no good feelings towards the human world, and even a hint of fear. Who could guarantee that the Dark Elf tribe would be able to thrive in the human world, rather than being ostracized, attacked, hunted down, and sold?

  What a stubborn guy! Lin Taiping couldn't help but sigh, looking at Ye Ge who was tightly pursing her lips. He could only try to persuade them from a different angle: "I know that the Dark Elves have their own traditions, but the problem now is that apart from Blood Eye, there may be other pirates who have found out about this."

  "Alright, this is indeed a lethal finishing move. Ye Ge was still desperately shaking his head, but upon hearing these words, he actually turned slightly pale. It must be admitted that there's really such a possibility, if the other pirate groups gather again and Lin Taiping and Niu Tou people have already left Devil Island..."

  "So, you must leave the Devil's Island anyway. Since you're destined to wander around, why not come with us? Seeing Ye Ge's strange expression, Lin Tai Ping naturally understood the logic of pursuing a victory, "As for whether the human world will hate the dark races, just look at Tuluo and you'll know?"

  This is true, Tulu immediately proudly puffed out his chest and took out that oily love letter again to show off: "Don't worry, don't worry, as long as Lin is here, we will definitely not suffer a loss, and we can also make a big profit in the human world. We'll have gold, silver, houses, tables, chairs, pots, everything! Wanting to eat a big meal every day won't be a problem."

  "Really?" Ye Ge and the Dark Elves looked at each other in dismay, but had to admit that at least the Minotaur hadn't lied about this. With the help of that sinister guy's clever ideas, the Minotaur tribe was indeed thriving, and was even said to be very popular in the human world.

  But the problem is, Minotaurs are Minotaurs, and Dark Elves are Dark Elves. Just because he can help the Minotaurs develop totem tattoos doesn't mean he can do anything for the Dark Elves... In fact, Ye Ge has been thinking about it for days, even losing sleep over it, but still hasn't thought of any advantageous resources that the Dark Elves have to rely on.

  "Who says there isn't, it's just that you haven't discovered it yet." Lin Taiping smiled and looked at her, but also didn't bother to beat around the bush, and directly proposed: "How about this, let's make a bet?"

  "What's going on?" Night Song, who was hesitating, suddenly raised her head, and her two pointed ears began to shake in confusion again.

  "It's very simple." Lin Taiping pointed to the dark elves opposite him, "You're going to leave here anyway, so first follow us to Luo De Island and take a look. Within a month, I guarantee that you'll make a fortune and improve your lives, and directly from being nailed by human eyes, become the noble guests of the entire Luo De Island."

  "How is that possible? The dark elves suddenly burst into a surprised murmur at these words. Let's not talk about whether the two goals can be achieved, even if they really can be achieved, but in just one short month, what a joke! Even if we moonlight as pirates or run to the slave market and sell ourselves, it's still impossible to do so quickly."

  "Any questions?" Lin Taiping thought for a moment, "Alright, one month is indeed a bit too long, how about fifteen days then."

  Pfft! Ye Ge was drinking water in a daze when he suddenly turned into a human-shaped fountain, "Hey hey hey, are you kidding me?"

  "Sorry, as a serious person like me, I never joke around." Lin Taiping replied very seriously and raised his left hand, "I can make an oath to the gods that if I fail to do so, I will not stop you from leaving and will even go all out to help you find a new home until you are satisfied."

  This time, a bigger commotion broke out among the dark elves, but it wasn't skepticism, it was shock. You see, in this world where gods exist, making vows to deities is a very serious matter. There was once a guy who made a vow to the Goddess of Life, pretending to be all pious and stuff, and then... well, his teeth hurt for the rest of his life.

  It was precisely because of this that the Dark Elf couldn't help but be greatly shocked by Lin Taiping's solemn oath, and Ye Ge revealed an expression of disbelief: "Wait a minute, you'd better think carefully about it. If you can't do it, then it'll be troublesome."

  "Hmm, is this your way of showing concern for me?" Lin Taiping smiled and extended his hand, "Well, nice doing business with you?"

  "Uh..." Ye Ge looked at the palm stretched out in front of her, unsure what to say. A dozen or so dark elves beside her exchanged uneasy glances, equally filled with confusion and hesitation. This was perhaps the most difficult choice they had ever faced.

  Lin Taiping didn't rush either, eating his midnight snack while waiting for an answer, and the Dark Elves had already gathered together, whispering to each other in discussion.

  After a few minutes, Ye Ge finally turned around, took a deep breath, and looked straight into Lin Taiping's eyes: "Alright, after discussion, we agree to temporarily join you, but... before that, I have one more condition!"

  Bang! Before the words were even out, Turo threw a roasted lamb leg onto the table: "No problem, there's plenty of barbecue, as long as you follow us, you can eat whatever good food you want."

  "Who said that?" Ye Ge couldn't help but roll her eyes, yet she lightly bit her cherry lips and suddenly became fixated, "What I mean is, apart from the things you promised, I also want...also want..."

  Meow, Lin Taiping suddenly had a cold sweat: "Uh, don't tell me you want me to give birth to another... I knew it, did I really guess it?"

  Unfortunately, he really guessed it right. Ye Ge had already been overjoyed and said: "So, you agreed? Great, the earlier the better for this kind of thing! Let's go have a baby now and seize the time!"

  "What the heck! Seeing Ye Ge rushing over eagerly, Lin Taiping immediately took a few steps back: "What did I agree to? I said, there are so many men in this world who can help with childbirth, why do you have to find me?"

  "It's strange, with so many men in the world, why can't I find you?" Ye Ge looked at him stubbornly, her bright eyes filled with longing. "Right now, today's weather is great, it's definitely possible to get pregnant smoothly. Do you like it in a cave or on the grass?"

  "Seriously, Lin Taiping couldn't help but retort: 'Excuse me, sister, is your life just about having kids?'"

  "Of course, having many children is the most important thing." Ye Ge's serious response didn't think there was anything laughable about it. "As the tribe leader, I must set an example and strive to have as many children as possible in one breath, so that our tribe can continue on."

  At this moment, Ye Ge's face was full of sincerity, righteousness and solemnity, his eyes burning with fervor. The dozen or so Dark Elves watching him couldn't help but feel a deep sense of respect and admiration: "Tribe leader, for the sake of our Dark Elf tribe, you've really made many sacrifices..."

  "I'm fine with that?" Lin Taiping was completely speechless. He found that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't persuade this stubborn ojou-sama.

  It has nothing to do with personality, it's just a natural estrangement between two races. For the dark elves, finding someone to have children and reproduce is a matter of course, as for whether that unlucky seed bearer is willing or not, it doesn't matter.

  "So?" Ye Ge gently clasped her hands together, her bright eyes staring straight at him without blinking.

  "What can I say, Lin Taiping could only raise his hands in compromise: "Alright, let's all take a step back. You can come find me anytime to have children, whether it's by knocking me unconscious and dragging me into the bushes, or putting ** in my soup, or even seducing me with belly dancing - no matter what method you use, as long as I can get past this hurdle, do whatever you want."

  "Are you sure?" Ye Ge was taken aback for a moment, but then suddenly revealed a sly smile, like a fox that had stolen a chicken. "Dear Lin, I have to remind you, our Dark Elf tribe is the most skilled at handling men."

  "Of course!" Lin Taiping smiled and extended his hand again, "Then, pleasant cooperation?"

  "It was a pleasure doing business with you!" Ye Ge shook hands enthusiastically and pumped them vigorously, "So, it's settled then. I'll go prepare the tonic for childbirth right away."

  And so, with a passionate handshake between two scheming individuals, an inter-ethnic pact was formally established.

  At this moment, looking at Ye Ge's determined expression, the Dark Elves were once again moved to tears, and several Dark Elves even volunteered: "Tribe leader, such a difficult task cannot be borne by you alone, we are also willing to help."

  "Ah-choo!" Tutting on a roasted chicken leg, Tuten suddenly couldn't help but let out a sneeze, he even imagined the scene that would happen in the future -

  Under the dim candlelight, on the velvet bed, Lin with an innocent face, surrounded by a group of dark elves with green glowing eyes, each holding a numbered sign...