Chapter 42: The Correct Method of Preventing Falls

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  As the dawn broke, the Devil's Island was bathed in golden sunlight. The dark elves who had temporarily joined the team, after a night of discussion and preparation, set off early the next morning with their luggage, boarding the Black Pearl which had been ready for some time.

  Lin Taiping leaned on the ship's rail, looking down at a dozen or so dark elves lining up to board, and suddenly felt like he was opening a wallet, waiting for large sums of gold coins to jump in. The feeling of waiting to count money was truly wonderful.

  "There's something even more wonderful, want to try it?" A sweet and cloying voice suddenly rang out, accompanied by the gentle undulation of air waves, Ye Ge mysteriously appeared behind him.

  Without hesitation, this charming beauty leaned in close, stretching out her two slender and smooth jade-like arms to gently wrap around his neck. Her cherry lips whispered softly: "Dear Lin, I remember you promised me that you would help me have a child, why not do it now?"

  "Hmm, I think I haven't had breakfast yet." Lin Taiping immediately innocently rubbed his belly, completely ignoring the pleasure brought by the fragrant rubbing on his back. "Right, I just stewed a pot of pork rib soup, let's go eat it quickly before Tulu and others secretly drink it away."

  He said that, and then he quickly pulled his legs in and flashed into the cabin. Ye Ge naturally followed closely behind him, and even took the time to carefully close the wooden door behind them, and then...

  "Here we go again?" The Minotaurs and Dark Elves exchanged a glance, no one knew who would take the lead, but everyone immediately perked up their ears and quietly stuck to the door, several Dark Elves even took out two wooden bowls, indicating that after sticking them to the door, they could hear more clearly.

  Unfortunately, they did not hear the strange sounds that they should have heard, but instead heard intense and noisy crashing sounds. It seemed that the two inside were once again performing their usual routine of being overbearing and refusing to back down even in the face of death.

  Ten minutes later, Lin Taiping sat at the table with his clothes in disarray, leisurely drinking a bowl of pork rib soup. Ye Ge leaned against the wooden door, panting and resentful: "How hateful! You're just asking for help delivering the baby, you won't lose anything, why do you always refuse so bluntly?"

  "Who says a man's chastity isn't valuable?" Lin Taiping calmly sipped his soup, and casually scooped another bowl to hand over. "Alright, I admit you're a beautiful woman, and I'm happy to... whatever, but when it comes to having children, I don't want to be a human breeding machine without love."

  "Love?" Ye Ge's pointed ears perked up in confusion, she really didn't quite understand this word. For the all-female Dark Elf tribe, men were only divided into two categories: those who should be treated as slaves, and those who should be used as breeding tools.

  As for love, what is it? This intangible and elusive thing can't be eaten as food or exchanged for gold coins. Yet, many foolish people are tormented by it until they're half dead. Heaven knows what's so attractive about it?

  "Don't be so sure, maybe one day in the future, you'll also fall head over heels for someone." Lin Taiping supported his chin with his hand and smiled at her, "Hehehe, I don't know which poor guy will be that unlucky, but honestly, I'm looking forward to it."

  "Is that so? Then just wait and see." Ye Ge let out a cold snort, but then continued on the right track, "Alright, let's put the matter of having children aside for now. What I'm really curious about is what you plan to have us Dark Elves do?"

  Yes, apart from having children as soon as possible, this is the most pressing issue for Ye Ge right now. Even if the guy in front of him was making promises and patting his chest, saying that he could let the Dark Elves do whatever they wanted, Ye Ge couldn't think of any unique advantages or resources that the Dark Elf tribe had, even if it meant staying up all night.

  "You wouldn't, plan on letting us go?" Thinking of the most likely outcome, Ye Ge couldn't help but slightly furrow her brow. "Listen, we're looking for someone to have children with, but the prerequisite is that the person must be excellent. If you just plan on letting us sell our looks and cater to those disgusting guys, then..."

  "Do I look like that kind of bastard?" Lin Taiping pointed to his own nose, for the first time putting away his casual smile and becoming serious to the point of being somewhat surprising. "No, I know the Dark Elf tribe's reputation isn't very good, but I don't have any discriminatory intentions, nor do I plan on making you guys go against your will to do something. This is the same attitude I had towards Tulu and them."

  "Hmm..." The last sentence sent Ye Ge into a long silence, as if she had been deeply moved.

  "A long time later, she suddenly sighed: 'To be honest, this is the first time I've heard someone say something like that. Although I don't know if it's your true feelings or not, at least for now, I have decided...'"

  "Isn't having children anymore?" Lin Taiping couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

  "How is that possible?" Ye Ge rolled her eyes, stuck out her tender and agile tongue, lightly licking her clean white teeth, "I just decided to change to a gentler way, for example..."

  The next moment, as she made the decision, this beautiful woman suddenly leaned forward slightly, her slender white fingers trembling slightly in front of her chest, and seemingly unintentionally unbuttoned a button.

  The black tight dress was slightly torn, revealing the half-covered and half-exposed infinite beauty. Her soft waist was like a spiritual snake, wrapping around her entire body.

  In the stillness, the unique enchanting potion of the Dark Elf tribe was emitting a faint fragrance. Night Song's eyes were shining with ripples, and her pink cherry lips were breathing out a sweet scent as she gently nibbled on Lin Taiping's ear: "Beloved Lin, I suddenly feel very hot, what about you?"

  "Alright, any normal man would not be able to resist this... Lin Taiping's breathing quickened, and he suddenly felt himself turning into a werewolf: "Mmm, I feel hot too, so..."

  Ten minutes later, the wooden door of the cabin suddenly burst open, and the Minotaur people and Dark Elves who were eavesdropping outside rolled in like rolling melons. Toru even made direct contact with the floor, and before he could jump up, he frantically raised his hooves and said: "I didn't hear anything, I didn't see anything, I just happened to be passing by here."

  "Really? Do you want me to take you to the sea to learn how to swim?" Ye Ge stormed out, her furious expression indicating that the plan to have a child had failed once again.

  A dozen or so dark elves looked at each other in dismay, only able to follow behind with their heads full of fog, but finally someone couldn't help but be curious and cautiously asked: "Tribe leader, your ** actually failed?"

  Yes, this is indeed unexpected. It's well-known that dark elves are notorious for their seductive charm and know exactly how to stir up men's desires. In fact, in the past, some captured men didn't even need to be coerced - just a glance from a dark elf's **gaze would make them surrender eagerly.

  As the tribe's leader, Yege, despite not having had any real contact with men in the past, had learned a lot from her predecessor and even made those "battle-hardened" dark elves feel inferior. So, under these circumstances, she actually failed? The Dark God above, how is this possible?

  "No, mine was a huge success!" Yege hated to the point of grinding her teeth, and her two pointed ears stood up again. "But the problem is, that guy actually managed to...".

  What's going on? A group of dark elves thought the gossip fire was burning fiercely, and they wondered if that guy wouldn't cut off his own genitals to avoid having children.

  "It's not that serious, but it's almost the same." Ye Ge gritted her teeth and said resentfully, "That guy, actually directly...directly...turned into a skull!"

  Pfft! A dozen or so Dark Elves suddenly spat out water, their faces twisted in a bizarre expression as if they didn't know what to say, and they could already imagine the scene from just before...

  In the dimly lit room, **'s breath rippled slightly, a beautiful woman's eyes fluttered, tightly clinging to a skull... Alright, to be honest, getting a skull to help with childbirth is not an easy task!

  "That's right, that's how it is!" Ye Ge could only silently raise his head, but couldn't help feeling a bit disheartened. "It's too despicable, no wonder that guy said before, saying no matter what method I use, as long as I can pass his test, originally no matter what method I use, as long as he directly becomes a skull, then..."

  Despicable! The dozen or so Dark Elves nodded in agreement, all expressing that they had never seen such a despicable and sinister bastard. However, on the other hand, the Tribal Chief was also known for being cunning and despicable, yet why did he always fall into that guy's trap? Was this really the legendary "one object suppressing another"?

  "It's not certain who will bring down whom!" Ye Ge's mouth was hard to the end, and she let out a cold hum as she turned around to face the cabin. With a furious expression, she waved her small fist, "You despicable guy, wait for me! I'll definitely be back!"

  "No problem, I'm fine, see you later." Lin Taiping walked out of the cabin with a smile, stretching his arms lazily and whistling softly as he strolled past Ye Ge's side.

  Just then, in the instant they brushed past each other, he suddenly pressed against Ye Ge's adorable pointed ears and gave a light, fleeting kiss: "By the way, your angry expression is really cute!"

  He walked slowly and deliberately, disappearing around the corner of the deck, followed by a large group of Minotaurs who were eager to go prepare lunch.

  "Hmm..." Ye Ge stood dazed on the spot, touching his slightly damp pointed ears, and gently shaking the ear tips that still seemed to carry the scent of that guy, warm and wet, yet somehow didn't feel disgusting at all.

  "Tribe leader, you can't be serious..." A dozen or so dark elves looked at each other in dismay, their faces filled with incredulity.

  "Despicable guy!" Just the next moment, Ye Ge suddenly flushed with anger, her sleeves rolled up, and under the clear morning sunlight, her voice echoed across the entire sea surface.

  "You scoundrel, just you wait, one of these days I'll get you into bed!"